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[santouryuu]

plaaaaaceholderrrr

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text; misfire

[tacticianing]

Speaking of, I have a question. When does America celebrate Christmas? It's been advertised for a month now.

[santouryuu]

[Now, Zoro doesn't know how to type. But he also doesn't know how to switch it from text to audio or video when he gets a text.

Therefore:]

ho w thw helk wiuld i know

[tacticianing]

[It takes Kidou a moment to decipher that.]

You live here, don't you?

[santouryuu]

[He totally misinterprets that as "you currently live here, don't you?" Oops.]

so do uou

[tacticianing]

For a few months.

[santouryuu]

sam ehre

[tacticianing]

[. . . that does it. This isn't who he was talking to earlier.]

Is that so?

[santouryuu]

yeha

whi r u anwyay

[tacticianing]

This is Kidou.

[A second later, he remembers he could have used a pseudonym. And didn't. Oh no.]

You?

text; misfire

[ursawhiner]

I was trying to find a food that kind of represents us (shut up) but everything that's coming up is super gross. Like, sushi burger?

[Attached image: why]

[santouryuu]

[Really, it speaks to the kind of company Zoro is used to keeping that getting a message like this doesn't seem weird.]

eh id eat t hta

[ursawhiner]

[That does not sound like Ken. Or... anyone he knows. Does this person have fingers??]

UH... this is Dipper. Do I know you?

[santouryuu]

[Keyboards are weird okay. Especially phone keyboards....who invented these "touch screen" shenanigans anyway]

oh
noppe
in zoro
im

[ursawhiner]

Zorro like... the sword guy?

and thus a grand misunderstanding was born

[santouryuu]

yea ima swordsmn
yo u konw me?

[Wouldn't be too surprising back home, but here? The only person who knows him has been Luffy.]

this is so stupid and I love it more than anything

[ursawhiner]

I know of you. Didn't really expect you to show up here, but anything can happen, I guess.

me too it's amazing

[santouryuu]

it is a prety weord pace
place

si where are yiu from diper

[ursawhiner]

California. Earth. Or a version of Earth.


...my sister's here, too? If that helps.

Text; yay misfires

[dejerate]

[Of course, he means to send this to Mika, but the way the phones have been going off lately....

Which is why Zoro gets this picture, accompanied with a text.]

Bet I could beat this dog in a game, Mika.

[santouryuu]

[What is it with his phone and these annoying letters today]

i sthat a nirmal do g or somthing special abot it

[aka are we talking a Chopper-type dog or just a dog???]

aslo whos mika

[dejerate]

Is voice easier? You seem to have a bit of trouble with text, there. But I think it's just a normal dog, yeah. Why wouldn't it be?

[There's a lot of strange things around here though. People being pulled from all sorts of different worlds and times, so in hindsight it is quite possible for it to not necessarily be a normal dog.]

Wait, this isn't Mika? This was supposed to be a message for him. So who is it?

[santouryuu]

yeha i hat ewritign on teh shitty bo x

whichis fuxking up again ig uess
itss zoro

voice;

[dejerate]

This is probably easier then.

I dunno what has been going on with these things lately. It's a pain.

But oh. It's you. This is Yuu. I wouldn't need to clarify that if this hadn't gone to the wrong person, of course.

voice;

[santouryuu]

Hey.

You can say that again. I'm about ready to toss this hunk of crap into the sea.

[If he could...y'know....reach the sea......which is a problem when you're unregistered and in a very inland city....ahem.]

Who's Mika?

voice;

[dejerate]

I haven't lost mine or anything but I'd figure they'd give you a new one. Doesn't mean you should be too reckless about it though.

[Still.]

Mika's my family. My best friend, from home. I met him at the orphanage before...before a lot happened. That's kind of a long story.